Yer Main Ingerland Man

In popular football (soccer) chanting ‘England’ becomes ‘Ingerland’ in order for it to scan and maintain a rhythm. In those sports  which are subject to economic laws, and driven by success alone, managers and players become commodities. They are gods when things are going right, and demons when they’re not.  My brother is involved in grassroots athletics, in which everyone can strive for greatness. In those sports of high, corporate finance however, once greatness is achieved and the individual sits atop of the sporting personality pyramid, there is the danger of wallowing in its success, and letting the strive for greatness slip.  The peripherals of sport then become more entertaining, and sometimes more important  than the sport itself. Might as well have Santa Claus in charge, it’s sometimes no more ridiculous. Now try FC United, a democratically owned and people-run club.

The Queue for the Bog

Words are wonderful. The same word can change its meaning entirely with just an inflexion of the voice. Sometimes, in my current job especially, I have greeted a stranger with a hello and they look at me as if I am about to kill them. It’s just a practical greeting, with the opposite intention of murder. Because I rarely have a smile from ear to ear, and there’s no kiss-ass involved, I perhaps convey the wrong meaning. So the word ‘bog’, in some circles means toilet/washroom/WC etc etc. and the use of any of these can cause a giggle. Contrasted with the ‘Bog’ in which devastated folk at their wits end want to find eternal fame because their own lives have been perceived to have been failures, then the sublime sleeps uncomfortably next to the ridiculous, which is often the case in many aspects of life. There is always a regular queue for fame as much as there is a regular queue for the ‘bog’.

Coming Clean

Coming Clean is a story with a bit of a smile. Had it featured knickers, rather than underpants, it would have been an entirely different story. Knickers are sexy; underpants occasionally try but never succeed. Vengeance is intrinsic in most of us, and it’s gratifying to see the annihilation of lifelong grievances; the insensitive bully being overturned by the hapless victim. But it doesn’t mean to say that the victims of unfairness are not capable, in a moment of opportunity, to adopt the tag of bully themselves. Who in the world is so pure of heart?

The Lion and the Cheesegrater

The latest story, ‘The Lion and the Cheesegrater’ published on Smashwords. The theme is a take on the famous line from Aristophanes (Lysistrata) and represents an unknown sexual position though the story itself is not erotic. It is more about the sexual drive; the physical versus the spiritual, and how the natural drive for the purely physical can trip up many in the need for a relationship.

I have always had a smile from reading the satire of Aristophanes et al, as I have enjoyed good satire as it has been presented on (British) TV. Life is full of ironies and even plentiful contradictions, and they can bring both pain and pleasure.

End of Smashwords read an ebook week

Smashwords read an ebook is over. It is always a successful way of increasing connectivity with others which is probably the strongest personal drive of authorship. It’s like that table you are sat at in the bar or the pub or the cafe is extended to reach across the world and the people around it can hear you, if they choose to listen, as much as you can hear those who you choose to listen to, whether it be another author, or those who might review your words.

It would be wrong not to include a ‘thankyou’ to Smashwords and Mark Coker for making it all possible.


smashwords read an Ebook week

This week I’ve enrolled in the Smashwords ‘read an Ebook week’. Each year in March it is a promotion in which authors are invited to reduce the prices of their books or offer them for free. At present, my short stories are free as I publish them, and those that have a small price tag will be free during the promotional week which starts at midnight as Sunday, the  2nd March begins. ‘

Jimmy Bucklesmith’s Unexpected Day Out;  ‘The Proud Black and White Speckled Hen’ and ‘Skipdoll’ are all offered for free for the week, via their links at the bottom of this page.